I guess you had to be there...

This week 'the Drudge' topped himself. After what seemed like an improbably high number of ridiculous headlines and stories, I've decided to compile some of the worst (best?) here. Enjoy.

Man hits his own car, then sues himself.

Flying cow leaves two police cars in flames.

Man severs own penis, throws it at police.

Another story was headlined, "Drug trial victim is like Elephant Man, says girlfriend," but the story isnt as funny, so I refuse to link it.